WHO TOUCH MY PANTS!

queensheela:

certifiedhypocrite:

grapeyguts:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

lifehack: actually USE the pen stand provided to you

NO! THE FLOOR!

WHAT HOW DID YOU GET UNDER MY BUTT???

6dogs9cats:

nikolasdraperivey:

Relevant to current events. Had to sketch this out to express how I feel about things lately.


We need super heroes.
nuclearkielbasa:

arsanatomica:

This appeared on my facebook feed today.Does anyone have any ideas on the situation?
EDIT:
1. Yes, it is corn…it is absolutely corn.
2. We don’t know how the deer died, or how the heart was removed. 
3. The heart looked normal from the outside. No heart injuries.
Ideas?

you could say this deer died of a

Massive Cornonary
liberalsarecool:

Conservatives want to conserve the old ways. The changes required to move forward threatens their entitled mindset.
heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it