My blog has been remarkably silent on the mike brown shooting and I’m sorry for that. It’s difficult for me to put my anger into words. A white police officer shot an unarmed black child. Barely old enough to serve his country and he was cut down by some ignorant, racist, backwoods good ol boy. And then to watch the rest of the police force circle their wagons and protect this murderer. To watch them attack the people they’re supposed to protect for speaking their mind. It’s too much and I hope that police officer never gets severely punished. I hope they put him in a local prison, so he can make up for lost time with all the people he put there.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hardlifehack: actually USE the pen stand provided to you
NO! THE FLOOR!
WHAT HOW DID YOU GET UNDER MY BUTT???